Friday, January 4, 2019

What Famous People Said About Sex by @JoanReeves

The holidays are fun, but putting away all the decorations and such? Not so much.

Take a much-deserved break from packing away the fake Christmas tree and winding up those miles of exterior lights that get tangled into knots before you can wind them neatly on a plastic reel.

Grab a cup of hot cocoa, put your feet up, and relax while you read some quotations that are funny enough to generate belly laughs.

What Famous People Said About Sex

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL." ~ Lynn Lavner, Comedian

"Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant."~ George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ~ Sharon Stone

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~ Barbara Bush (She was my favorite First Lady!)

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ~ Robert De Niro

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" ~ Billy Crystal

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld summed it up perfectly. If you want to read a story where the heroine and the hero are both on fire for each other, try Last Chance New Year, a sexy romance short story.

The heroine throws herself at her hero, hoping he will catch her.

Kindle Review: "Even in a short story Joan Reeves sucks you right in, making you care about the characters and cheer for them as they find their way to each other. A quick read, sizzling and satisfying."

Available at Amazon Kindle.


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